Student: "I didn't have a Christmas, because of my grade in your class."
Me: "Oh really? What was your grade?"
Student: "Like a 11% or something"
Me: "Did you try in my class? Do your HW? Study for Tests, Correct Tests? Come for tutoring?"
Student: No. I just showed up.
Me:Yeah. Santa showed up at your house too.... And he gave you what you worked for.
Student: But I didn't work for anything........
Me: So, I guess you understand now.......
